No Cell ‘Signal

August 5, 2014 — 1 Comment cell phone signal

I have complained about the lack of turn signals being used in America in one of my DVD’s awhile back. (Which one I’m unsure of as believe it or not I forget half the stuff I do on an old album cause I’m always working on a new one.)

I was really flabbergasted though as people even began stopping in the middle of the road to go left or right w/o a signal. (Probably to make it more difficult to know which direction to point your head in order to yell at them in time?) But the other day I figured out what started the lack of signals phenomenon. Do YOU know? Take a sec to guess before I tell you….ready?………………………..cell phones!

People began holding the phone to their ear and were unable, in mid conversation, to get to the signal. So…since their conversation was more critical than common courtesy, safety, and obeying the law, a new narcissistic pattern was inserted into society.

Phones used to come on cords which accomplished two important things 1) kept you in the designated “phone area” so I or anyone else in the restaurant / waiting area / checkout line, weren’t subjected to your one-way conversation reminiscent of a drunk or recently released schizophrenic. Cords were reminiscent of a leash to keep you from wandering all over the neighborhood, but instead, to stay in your own area where others can avoid your barking or having you urinate on their lawn.

The other plus to the cord was it kept you from carrying on a phone conversation while driving. I know it seems nit-picky but I would just assume you focus on driving instead of your conversation telling your friend what time you think you’ll arrive since YOU’RE GOING TO BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES ANYWAY!

I find it telling that technology constantly seems to provide for the individual while isolating and dismissing the community. Making life easier and more convenient for me means how it affects you becomes irrelevant. I promise you will never see me driving my car while holding a phone to my ear; I have a hands free device! At least I always signal.

Brad

  • ParkwayLaughter

    Hmmm… So do we go back to having a LEASH for the phones? Sounds good to me.

    The turn single only used at Christmas and Easter time. Sad to say yes I can quote this part of the album but have no clue which one it’s in. It has to be one of the two that I bought on MP3 as it will come on in the car randomly. Some strange reason the album programmed as a “songs” when placed on the player. I never bothered correcting this as I enjoy “Christmas In February” or “Football Pretend Baby” (don’t know the actual titles because I don’t look at the MP3 titles while bouncing down the road) instead I laugh especially when the Christmas ones are followed by Christmas Music all year around. My cousins won’t watch you but they LOVE hearing your acts. Somehow the crazy dramatic Italians don’t like a crazy Californian jumping around the stage.